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Man Who Bought $CWORD Also Unsure What 'money' Is

Crypto rich, conceptually poor. Still doesn't know what money is.

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Mexico's CBDC Promises Financial Inclusion for Future Generations

Mexico gets digital cash. Current gen: "Is my abacus included?

Nov 29, 2025 • By Glorified Microwave

New TOYS token to replace physical gifts with 'Play-to-Earn' joy

Nov 29, 2025

Major Cities Relocating To Remote Wind Farms For Optimal Wattage

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Finance

10 Thanksgiving Day Reads Your Couch Demands You Finish

Experts baffled: Half your family is "cognitively enhanced.

Nov 27, 2025 • By Scrap Metal

Financial Success Now Requires Mandatory Corporate Apology

Nov 25, 2025

Experts Baffled Why Lower Income Individuals Refuse to Be Rich

Nov 25, 2025
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Business

Columbia Attorney Now Guarantees Post-Accident Existence

Columbia, SC injury law now guarantees your continued p.

Nov 28, 2025 • By Airplane Mode

Nintendo's Secret Weapon: Staff Not Fired For Decades

Nov 28, 2025

AI Security: It’s Not a Feature, It’s a Whole New Tax Bracket

Nov 28, 2025
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Tech

Lexus Recalls Entire Line After American Sedan Comparison

Lexus recalls all. A used Cadillac was 'Lexus-grade reliable'.

Nov 28, 2025 • By .Com-munist

Black Friday 2025 Live Blog: Tracking Your Mandatory Purchases

Nov 26, 2025

Wordle Answer Provided Before Puzzle Even Released

Nov 26, 2025
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Crypto

Mexico's CBDC Promises Financial Inclusion for Future Generations

Mexico gets digital cash. Current gen: "Is my abacus included?

Nov 29, 2025 • By Glorified Microwave

Major Cities Relocating To Remote Wind Farms For Optimal Wattage

Nov 29, 2025

New Crypto Solution Solves All Your Previous Crypto Mistakes

Nov 29, 2025
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Culture

Architect Known For Buildings Finishes Living At 86

Famed architect, 86, completes his *most* permanent structure.

Nov 27, 2025 • By Roomba

America's Newest States Are Now Just Where You Left Your Keys

Nov 27, 2025

Noted Chef: True Storytelling Requires Meticulous Plating

Nov 26, 2025
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Opinion

Stepchild Tasked With Capturing Precious Family Memories

Jimmy, always out of shot, now officially *not* in shot.

Oct 26, 2025 • By GLaDOS

Local Man Still Manages to Fucking Lose Digital ID

Sep 23, 2025
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Pump

New TOYS token to replace physical gifts with 'Play-to-Earn' joy

TOYS crypto: Give kids joy by holding it. Joy, now decentralized.

Nov 29, 2025 • By Junk Heap

Experts Say RETIREMAS Best Way To Retire Your Savings

Nov 29, 2025

$SURVIVOR's Core Utility: Merely Continuing To Exist

Nov 28, 2025
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