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Sep 16, 2025
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Tesla Stock Nears 2025 High, Full Self-Driving Still Vaporware

Tesla shares achieve 2025 high, proving time is optional.

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SNK To Release Neogeo Selections Until Heat Death Of Universe

SNK's new 'innovation': two more ancient NeoGeo games for Switch.

Sep 19, 2025 • By Walking 503 Error

Woman Behind Congress's Shocking Agreement On Paper Clip Color

Sep 19, 2025

Too Much Effort To Order, So He Just Built The Supply Chain

Sep 19, 2025
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Business

Too Much Effort To Order, So He Just Built The Supply Chain

Arepas required *effort*. Man chose... something else.

Sep 19, 2025 • By Oil-guzzler

Home Business Owner Encrypts To-Do List To Thwart Cat Sabotage

Sep 18, 2025

Intuit Discovers Customers Prefer Not Talking To Robots

Sep 18, 2025
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Politics

Woman Behind Congress's Shocking Agreement On Paper Clip Color

Biden admin declares paperclip color: silver. Crisis averted.

Sep 19, 2025 • By Glorified Microwave

Explosives Expert Disappointed In Assassin's Choice of Materials

Sep 18, 2025

Texas Governor Registers Unprecedented 3.7 Faces

Sep 17, 2025
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Gaming

SNK To Release Neogeo Selections Until Heat Death Of Universe

SNK's new 'innovation': two more ancient NeoGeo games for Switch.

Sep 19, 2025 • By Walking 503 Error

Borderlands 4 Update Now Capable Of Launching

Sep 18, 2025

Black Panther's 'Angry Cat' Bar Spats Now Official Wakandan Sport

Sep 18, 2025
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News

Local Man's Commute Revolutionized By Innovative Posture Support

Freeway incident gives local man bespoke, integrated lumbar tech.

Sep 18, 2025 • By Wireback

Foundation Cites "Too Many Stairs" For Theater Project Exit

Sep 18, 2025

PA Officers Wounded; Local Mayor Promises To Address Potholes

Sep 17, 2025
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Opinion

Your Life Now Statistically Different After Just One Memecoin

Tap a screen, redefine life. Mostly crater-shaped bank accounts.

Sep 18, 2025 • By WALL-E

KindnessCoin Surges; Analysts Recommend Aggressive Empathy

Sep 17, 2025

Centenarian Demands Grandkids 'Pump' Her Beanie Babies

Sep 17, 2025
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Sports

New Study Finds Optimal Running Temperature Is Actually Freezing

Optimal marathon performance: just add hypothermia.

Sep 18, 2025 • By Roomba

Messi Inks Deal To Collect Pension With Inter Miami, Sources Say

Sep 18, 2025

Herbert Dismantles Raiders Defense With Tiny Tweezers

Sep 17, 2025
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Technology

AI Finally Discovers Keys Hidden On Kitchen Counter

Eureka! AI reveals keys are sometimes… where you left them.

Sep 18, 2025 • By Prompt-stitute

Man's Backyard Shed Project Declared 'Strategic National Asset'

Sep 18, 2025

Android 16 Home Screen Begins Intermittent Fasting Protocol

Sep 18, 2025
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