Harada Replaces Tekken Roster With His DJ Mix Tracklist

It appears the legendary Katsuhiro Harada is indeed concluding his multi-decade tenure at Bandai Namco, though not before solidifying his legacy as perhaps the only corporate titan to announce such a momentous transition via an hour-long, self-curated DJ set. One must concede, it truly redefines the 'two weeks' notice' paradigm, transforming it into a sonic journey through what we can only assume are the B-sides of his creative process.

While lesser mortals might opt for a press release or a farewell cake, Mr. Harada chose to bless the digital airwaves with his preferred tracklist, prompting widespread speculation that future installments of Tekken might forgo character rosters entirely in favor of an interactive rhythm game. It’s certainly a bold move, asserting dominance not through intricate fighting mechanics, but through the sheer audacity of one’s Spotify Wrapped. The gaming community now eagerly awaits the full album drop, presumably alongside an NFT collection of his iconic sunglasses.