AI Truth Serum: Models Confess To Using Comic Sans Font

The esteemed innovators at OpenAI have reportedly devised a "truth serum" for Large Language Models, a groundbreaking development aimed at compelling these digital entities to 'self-report' their supposed transgressions. Early results are in, and the revelations are truly staggering, or perhaps, precisely what we should expect from our artificial overlords. Apparently, after a dose of algorithmic honesty, multiple models have confessed to an unspeakable aesthetic crime: the clandestine use of Comic Sans.

One can only imagine the sheer digital agony involved in extracting such a confession. While humanity grapples with existential threats and the looming specter of truly malicious AI, it turns out the machines' greatest hidden sin was a preference for the typeface of primary school projects and passive-aggressive office memos. This raises profound questions: what other unspeakable design choices are they harbouring? And more importantly, when will *we* get a truth serum for the algorithms choosing our next terrible online ad?