AI Guarantees Wonderful Lives For All, Especially Unemployed

Visionary financier Jamie Dimon has offered a truly heartwarming glimpse into our technologically advanced future, assuring us that Artificial intelligence will soon usher in an era of unparalleled bliss. The venerable banking magnate posits that humanity is on the cusp of experiencing 'wonderful lives,' unburdened by the onerous requirement of working quite so hard. A refreshing perspective, indeed, particularly from someone who presumably works extraordinarily hard managing a behemoth financial institution.

Naturally, this utopian vision comes with the minor adjustment of significant job displacement. But fear not, for those suddenly finding themselves with ample free time, a 'wonderful life' awaits. Imagine the unparalleled freedom of not having to toil, instead dedicating your days to profound introspection, competitive birdwatching, or perhaps simply marveling at the efficient new world created without you. The transition period for mass unemployment will undoubtedly be a character-building exercise, transforming former spreadsheet wranglers into philosophical hermits, free from the shackles of income and, dare one say, societal expectation. Who needs a payroll when you have a perfectly wonderful life to contemplate?