NOVA 402 Is Now The New NOVA 401

The highly anticipated, or perhaps merely extant, xNova402 (NOVA) has officially launched, replacing its wildly successful (for approximately three hours) predecessor, xNova401. Developers assure us xNova402 offers unparalleled innovation, though specifics remain as elusive as the last bull run's gains. We hear whispers of it "revolutionizing intergalactic pet grooming via blockchain consensus," a clear step up from xNova401's "decentralized digital stapler service."

Early adopters are already demonstrating impressive diamond hands, steadfastly refusing to sell despite the chart's uncanny resemblance to a child's scribble on a downward slope. The community anticipates a glorious moon mission any moment now, perhaps after the next 20 consecutive red candles. Available exclusively on pump.fun, this guarantees a rapid ascent to... well, something. Probably the top of the "most recent tokens" list for a few minutes before the next iteration is inevitably spawned. As always, remember to conduct your own due diligence, preferably before transferring funds from your preferred cryptocurrency exchange.

Original token: xNova402 ($NOVA)