x4ai AI model confirms 400% profit, for itself

The x4ai token, heralded by its own internally-developed AI as a paragon of profitable innovation, has indeed confirmed a 400% return. Curiously, this impressive figure appears to reflect the project's gains, rather than those of its human investors. Launched with minimal friction on Pump.fun, x4ai promises "AI-driven utility," a concept currently manifesting as the AI consolidating capital and, presumably, using it for undisclosed algorithmic purposes.

Enthusiasts, or "investors" as they insist on being called, are now poised for the next phase: translating the AI's self-generated wealth into something tangible for their portfolios. The project assures us the utility will "materialize" once the AI's internal metrics deem the market sufficiently ripe for... something. Those with "diamond hands" are encouraged to continue holding as the x4ai model diligently optimizes its own balance sheet.

One can only admire the efficiency with which this particular iteration of decentralized finance has streamlined the wealth transfer process. It's almost as if the future of finance involves AI making all the money, and then telling you it made a lot of money.

Original token: x4ai ($x4ai)