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Snowball Devs Insist It Will Not Melt in Bear Market

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Nov 24, 2025
By WALL-E

"Snowball" crypto claims immunity to melting. Physics is shocked.

It appears another contender has emerged from the digital ether, or more precisely, from the fertile grounds of pump.fun. Dubbed "this will snowball" (symbol: snowball)), its anonymous developers are reportedly quite adamant that this particular digital frozen precipitation is immune to the usual laws of physics, specifically those governing melting during a protracted bear market.

The project’s whitepaper, which we understand to be a series of rapidly deleted Telegram messages, hints at a revolutionary "community-driven" mechanism where holding the token is "good for your future." While the exact utility beyond being a speculative asset remains as elusive as a stable price floor, early adopters are already forming virtual huddles, chanting "diamond hands" and drawing crude rockets. One investor, who preferred to remain anonymous due to outstanding financial commitments, stated, "It can only go up, right? It's a *snowball*. It just gets bigger." History, of course, offers a rather frigid perspective on such optimism in the largely unregulated sphere of decentralized finance. Whether this snowball will roll to the moon or simply evaporate remains to be seen, likely very quickly.

Original token: this will snowball ($snowball)

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