insider coin ensures everyone gets unfair advantage

The crypto space, known for its unwavering commitment to transparent and equitable financial systems, has once again outdone itself with the launch of `insider coin` (symbol: insider)). This groundbreaking new token, available exclusively on Pump.fun, promises to democratize the unfair advantage that a select few have always enjoyed. Finally, everyone can participate in the sacred ritual of front-running.

Its utility is exquisitely simple: if you know, you know. The roadmap, reportedly scribbled on a napkin by a vision-impaired squirrel, guarantees a truly decentralized experience of watching your portfolio moon, provided you’re one of the fortunate early adopters. Expect the usual rallying cries from newly minted diamond hands encouraging perpetual holding, right up until the point where the initial `insider)` wallets decide the party's over. For the true degen, this isn't just a token; it's a mirror reflecting the entire industry.

Original token: insider coin ($insider)