Xbox 2025 Controller Declared Best, Already Headed To Clearance

One must applaud the sheer efficiency of modern consumerism. Hot off the digital presses, the Xbox Core Gaming Controller, slated for a thrilling 2025 debut, has already ascended to the coveted "best around" title. Not content to merely exist in the theoretical future, this groundbreaking peripheral has also, with breathtaking speed, plummeted to "peanuts" pricing during the Amazon Prime Big Deal Days. It’s truly a marvel to witness a product’s entire lifecycle – from design, through critical acclaim, to clearance – all before it’s even had the courtesy to grace a production line.

Who needs the suspense of a launch day when we can celebrate both triumph and inevitable market correction simultaneously? This revolutionary approach, undoubtedly pioneered by insightful publications such as Kotaku, truly redefines the concept of planned obsolescence, proving that even non-existent items are not safe from the relentless march of a good bargain.