Trump's Tariff Tally: Countdown To Your Higher Pencil Lead

According to sources close to the White House, President Trump has unveiled a new initiative that could drastically affect your everyday life – the "Tariff Tally Countdown to Your Higher Pencil Lead."

In an effort to boost American manufacturing and create jobs, the administration is imposing hefty tariffs on imported graphite. This means that pencils, from No. 2s to mechanical marvels, are about to get significantly pricier.

Local residents were shocked when they learned that their beloved writing instruments could soon cost them a pretty penny more. "I never thought I'd miss those Chinese-made pencils," lamented local school teacher, Mr. Johnson. "They were cheap and broke easily, just like my students!"

The White House insists that the increased costs will be negligible, but economists are predicting a 50% jump in pencil prices over the next year. "If you thought gasoline was expensive, just wait until you see what a #2 pencil costs!" quipped economist Dr. Smith.

The administration remains optimistic that this move will bolster the American graphite industry and create jobs for thousands of hardworking Americans. For now, we can only hope that these new tariffs don't leave us all writing in the dark.