Tragent Blockchain Confirms Objects Have Mass

The Tragent project, boasting the new token ticker TGEN, has unveiled its audacious plan to leverage blockchain technology for verifying a concept previously confined to the dusty annals of Newtonian physics: that objects do indeed possess mass. This revolutionary protocol, currently available for your speculative pleasure on Pump.fun, promises to bring immutable, decentralized consensus to this age-old conundrum, finally allowing participants to 'own' a piece of gravitational certainty.

Early investors, naturally dubbed 'gravity hands,' are already stacking their bags, confident that TGEN’s intrinsic value – backed by literally everything – will soon propel it past the moon, possibly into a black hole of infinite density. While some cynical observers might point to the project's relatively opaque whitepaper, which mostly consists of 'E=mc²', the Tragent team assures us that any sudden collapse in value would merely be a 'gravitational anomaly,' not a classic rugpull. After all, how can something with mass simply vanish?

Original token: Tragent ($TGEN)