New Coper Protocol Converts Loss Into Pure, Unadulterated Hopium

The One Who Copes ($Coper) has finally arrived, promising to revolutionize the burgeoning sector of digital financial therapy. Launched on pump.fun, this token offers a unique approach to market downturns: embrace them. Its core utility, we’re told, is to provide a decentralized, blockchain-backed mechanism for collective delusion, allowing holders to truly diamond-hand their way into an ethereal state of acceptance, well past the point of no return.

The project whitepaper, a single blurry JPEG, details how $Coper's value is inversely proportional to the user's remaining portfolio, thus guaranteeing perpetual 'utility' as your other bags slowly bleed out. Experts (those who still have capital to lose) suggest this innovative DeFi solution effectively redefines 'rug pull' as a feature, not a bug, encouraging users to find peace in the inevitable. Expect to see it listed on a major exchange right after you've sold your firstborn for more Coper, probably.

Original token: The One Who Copes ($Coper)