Strive Buys 162 Million Dollars In Pure, Unadulterated Vibes

It appears the market for pure, unadulterated digital ethos is booming, as Strive Asset Management, the financial bastion famously allergic to corporate virtue signaling, has apparently sunk a cool $162 million into what can only be described as a rather substantial cache of ones and zeroes. One can almost picture the strategists, heads bowed in silent reverence, as they collectively absorbed the sheer, intangible *energy* of their newly acquired 1,567 units of Bitcoin.

Under the visionary guidance of Vivek Ramaswamy, the firm has made it abundantly clear they prefer hard assets to soft ideologies. And what could be harder, or indeed softer depending on your philosophical bent, than a purely digital asset? It’s a bold move, certainly, to deploy such traditional capital into a realm often championed by those who distrust the very institutions Strive purports to refine. Perhaps this is simply the ultimate rejection of ESG: investing in an asset that, by its very nature, refuses to be grilled on its carbon footprint or diversity metrics. It simply *is*.