Salesforce Now Lets You Demand AI Justify Its Internal Monologue

It appears the tireless pursuit of corporate transparency has finally reached its zenith, or perhaps its nadir, with the latest offering from Salesforce. We are now, apparently, capable of peeking behind the digital curtain, not to understand the motivations of our human colleagues, but to scrutinize the very "internal monologue" of our Artificial Intelligence agents. One can only imagine the thrilling insights: "Query received... access database... process data... form coherent response... hope no humans ask for too much justification."

This groundbreaking advancement promises to solve those "thorny problems" inherent in deploying sentient spreadsheets. No longer must we merely *trust* an algorithm; we can now demand it show its work, line by excruciating line, presumably in a dialect only another AI or a particularly bored developer could decipher. It’s a remarkable step towards true accountability, provided, of course, that the AI's internal dialogue doesn't consist solely of inscrutable hexadecimal or, worse, haikus about quarterly earnings. One almost wishes we could apply this same rigorous level of internal thought auditing to executive board meetings.