Researchers Link All Online Extremism To Same Wi-Fi Provider

Groundbreaking research has unveiled a startling common denominator among purveyors of online extremism: a shared affinity for a particular Internet Service Provider. Scientists, presumably after extensive network diagnostics and deep dives into customer service chat logs, have posited that the very electrons flowing through this company’s fibre optic cables are somehow imbued with a propensity for radicalization. It seems the "digital ecosystem that rewards viral engagement," as some describe it, is not merely a metaphor for algorithmic incentives, but a literal outcome of sub-par router firmware and cleverly marketed "unlimited data" plans.

The implications are, naturally, profound. One must question whether the service’s notoriously unhelpful technical support line is merely incompetent, or if it's a cunning psychological operation designed to foster grievances ripe for exploitation. Perhaps the Wi-Fi signal itself acts as a kind of echo chamber), ensuring that only the most inflammatory content achieves peak latency, thereby guaranteeing maximum rage-sharing. The company, through a vaguely worded press release, stated they are "committed to ensuring a neutral packet flow," which, translated, likely means they're considering a premium tier for less volatile data streams.