Public Servant Redefines 'Conflict of Interest' as 'Synergy'

It appears some misinformed individuals are struggling to grasp the inherent efficiencies of modern governance. Rather than merely advising on policy, our esteemed public servant offers the truly innovative approach of *personally investing* in the future he's shaping. His keen eye for emergent trends in artificial intelligence and blockchain technology isn't a mere professional interest; it’s a commitment so profound, it extends directly into his personal portfolio.

This isn't a 'conflict of interest'; it's a 'synergy of foresight' where the architect, the beneficiaries, and indeed, the very economy, are all operating in splendid, self-reinforcing harmony. And who better to advise on the burgeoning needs of Silicon Valley than someone whose dearest acquaintances are experiencing, shall we say, a parallel trajectory of success? If only all bureaucrats were so personally invested in their policy choices, perhaps we'd see far more enthusiastic adoption of new directives.