Privacy Cat Vows Untraceable Ownership of Your Thoughts

Privacy Cat (zCAT), a new memecoin sensation, has launched on pump.fun, promising nothing less than untraceable ownership of your innermost thoughts. Backed by the robust (and equally opaque) technology of… well, a cat, zCAT assures investors that their neural pathways will finally be free from centralized oversight, presumably by turning them into NFTs or some other equally groundbreaking digital asset. The whitepaper, if one were to exist beyond a hastily Photoshopped image of a feline wearing sunglasses, would undoubtedly detail a roadmap involving multi-chain interoperability with your subconscious.

This bold foray into mental autonomy aims to attract the most discerning of investors – those who possess truly diamond hands and are willing to stake their sanity on the prospect of an ultimate moon mission. Proponents of zCAT envision a future where your secret desire for more pizza is fully tokenized and immutably recorded on a truly decentralized ledger, granting you sovereign control until the inevitable liquidity drain. After all, what could be more secure than owning your thoughts via a digital cat picture?

Original token: Privacy Cat ($zCAT)