President’s Most Grave Offenses: Still Using Papyrus Font

One truly despairs, doesn’t one, at the constant barrage of *alleged* improprieties emanating from the highest office. Whispers of constitutional crises, debates about the very fabric of democracy, even the occasional suggestion that an entire wing of a historical building might be… re-evaluated. Such trivialities, however, tend to overshadow the profound existential dread invoked by a far graver offense.

For too long, we, the discerning public, have tolerated the unspeakable: the persistent, egregious deployment of Papyrus font). This isn't merely a lapse in judgment; it’s an assault on every decent aesthetic sensibility. While pundits fret over legislative gridlock, a true connoisseur of societal decay observes the tragic proliferation of that faux-ancient script on official pronouncements, presidential decrees, and even, one shudders to imagine, internal memos. A leader's stylistic choices, surely, are the ultimate barometer of their fitness for office. After all, if one cannot be trusted with a coherent typeface, can one truly be trusted with, say, national security? The mind boggles.