Pepperdine Names Companies That Will Not Reject Capital

It appears the tireless researchers at Pepperdine Graziadio Business School have once again graced us with an unparalleled insight: a comprehensive list of companies willing to accept money. This groundbreaking annual report, dutifully presented by the Singleton Foundation for Financial Literacy & Entrepreneurship, clarifies a previously murky aspect of the modern economy: that certain enterprises, when offered infusions of venture capital, do not, in fact, summarily reject it.

One can only imagine the arduous process involved in compiling such a compendium. Did they, perhaps, ask these companies directly if they would prefer less funding? Or conduct extensive psychological profiling to ascertain whether a CEO would flinch at the sight of a check with too many zeroes? The findings are, predictably, that a surprising number of businesses are quite receptive to financial injections, especially those promising "growth" and "market disruption." The world, it seems, is full of entities keen on not just surviving, but thriving, and remarkably, they believe money assists in this endeavor.