MUTT: The Only Official Pump.fun Dog, For Now

The latest indispensable digital asset to grace the decentralized casino known as Pump.fun has arrived, promising absolutely nothing while demanding your unwavering loyalty. Introducing MUTT, the 'Official Pump.fun Dog' – a title one presumes was bestowed by a highly democratic process involving a single dev and a particularly persuasive GIF.

As with all such groundbreaking innovations, MUTT’s utility remains shrouded in the mystique of 'it's a dog.' Investors – or rather, participants in this grand social experiment – are encouraged to 'diamond hand' their holdings, propelled by the age-old dream of escaping the daily grind via exponential gains. Early adopters are currently enjoying their fleeting moment atop the market cap leaderboard, presumably until the next 'official' animal arrives to divert the collective attention (and capital). Expect calls for greater liquidity to be met with fervent pleas to 'buy the dip' and avoid the inevitable chart on CoinMarketCap that looks suspiciously like a child’s drawing of a cliff.

Original token: Official Pump.fun Dog ($MUTT)