Nonsense Machine Revolutionizes Sock Sorting Simulation

It appears the esteemed Australian purveyor of digital escapism, Nonsense Machine, has unveiled its latest groundbreaking endeavor: a sock sorting simulation. One might recall developer dweedes once cultivating an image of "punkish rebellion." Now, that spirit manifests in the meticulous digital categorization of hosiery, a truly audacious subversion of, well, *anything* actually rebellious. Perhaps the true revolution lies in the exquisite banality.

This seminal contribution to interactive media will, we are assured, be available via the illustrious WET GAMIN platform, a hallowed ground for "experimental games" that frequently push the boundaries of player endurance. To "revolutionize" a sock sorting simulation is a bold claim, suggesting future updates might include virtual stain removal or the existential dread of finding a lone sock. A "cheeky" pivot from racing and pirates to the domestic drudgery we all secretly crave, apparently.