New Study: Current 'Best Cryptos' Will Be Obsolete By Tuesday

It appears the much-vaunted ‘real-world execution’ for several digital tokens will be executing itself right off a cliff face come, well, Tuesday. New data suggests that what were just yesterday considered the zenith of prudent cryptocurrency investment – the bedrock of tomorrow's blockchain-powered decentralized utopia – are now merely charming anachronisms, poised to be swept into the digital dustbin of history.

One must truly marvel at the velocity of progress within this brave new financial frontier. Projects like Chainlink, Stellar, and Polkadot, lauded for their steadfast 'delivery' of… well, something, are now essentially vintage collectibles before most people can even pronounce their names correctly. The notion of a project being 'established' in this market now apparently refers to its ability to survive a full fiscal quarter without undergoing a catastrophic 90% revaluation, or simply ceasing to exist.

It seems the 'shifting conversation' from 'hype cycles' to 'real-world execution' simply means we've shifted from *one* hype cycle predicting perpetual glory to *another* predicting imminent obsolescence, all within a timeframe that would make a mayfly blush. Investors, adjust your portfolios accordingly, but perhaps don't bother setting any long-term reminders. After all, next week is a whole different epoch.