New Software Frontier: Humans No Longer Required

The future of enterprise, it seems, hinges on a simple, liberating premise: humans are, frankly, a bit of a drag. Reports from leading consultancies suggest that the time-honored tradition of employing actual people to perform work is rapidly evolving into a quaint, perhaps even inefficient, relic. Incumbent software giants, previously content with the mild irritation of human fallibility, are now urged to 'fully embrace' artificial intelligence to "reinvent" their very purpose.

This reinvention, naturally, translates to the glorious liberation of internal operations from the unpredictable whims of biological entities. Forget 'employee satisfaction' or 'work-life balance'; the new 'value proposition' is an elegant symphony of algorithms, operating tirelessly, without breaks, benefits, or the existential dread that occasionally afflicts a human resources department. The path to profitability, it turns out, is paved with code, not coffee breaks. Even the Nasdaq might soon be run by a single, self-aware spreadsheet.