New Self-Help Book Advises Soloists To Just Get Out Of Bed

It seems the cutting-edge insights of the modern self-help industry have once again graced us with truly revelatory wisdom. A new publication, apparently aimed at the chronically perplexed individual who has inexplicably chosen a path of self-employment, bravely confirms that, yes, if you are a solo entrepreneur, you are, in fact, operating alone. This groundbreaking tome courageously dissects the harrowing predicament of being the sole person responsible for one's own alarm clock, coffee temperature, and the dreaded pre-dawn spreadsheet.

Lest anyone remain in doubt, the author meticulously illustrates that the ethereal "someone" you're subconsciously expecting to swoop in and tackle that stack of neglected tasks simply isn't en route. The profound existential crisis of a quiet inbox at 5:52 a.m. and the ominous "flutter" of procrastination are, it appears, to be resolved by the same individual experiencing them. Truly, who knew that the key to "leading oneself through uncertainty" involved the radical act of just, you know, *leading oneself*? Expect this vital self-help book to revolutionize the breakfast routines of millions, one lukewarm sip at a time. Perhaps next, they'll advise us on the intricate art of breathing.