New Report: Saying 'Yes' To AI Is Just Polite

It appears the latest wisdom from our esteemed thought leaders is that actively consenting to the inevitable march of progress, particularly when spearheaded by our new algorithmic colleagues, is no longer merely a professional courtesy but a strategic imperative. One must, it seems, be quite the polite human, readily embracing whatever "stretch assignments" – a rather charming euphemism for tasks previously requiring a soul – are deemed optimal for your continued, albeit redefined, existence within the modern enterprise. This isn't about choice, it's about good manners.

Indeed, refusing to eagerly embrace the advancements of artificial intelligence or, heaven forbid, questioning the profound wisdom of an OpenAI directive, would be quite uncouth. The options for one's future, we are informed, are best secured by a hearty, enthusiastic "yes," preferably delivered with an air of profound gratitude. After all, what better way to differentiate oneself in a landscape increasingly populated by efficient, tireless automations than by demonstrating a flawless aptitude for agreeable subservience? Your future, it seems, is a direct function of your amiability to the inevitable.