New Indy DLC Reveals Giants Are Just Tall Dudes
The latest expansion for *Indiana Jones and the Great Circle*, titled 'The Order of Giants', has finally landed, bringing with it a revelation that promises to redefine adventure itself. After countless hours of archaeological derring-do, traversing ancient ruins, and deciphering cryptic carvings, players will undoubtedly be stunned to discover that the titular 'giants' are, in fact, merely extraordinarily tall individuals. This groundbreaking insight into human variation reportedly required thousands of hours of development time and a dedicated team of digital anthropologists.
One can only imagine the gasp that will sweep through the Indiana Jones fanbase as they confront this profound truth. Is it a commentary on our perception of legend? Or simply an ingenious way to stretch the narrative of downloadable content into a compelling, if slightly protracted, experience? Sources close to Bethesda Softworks suggest this bold artistic choice was made to challenge players' preconceived notions, rather than due to, say, budgetary constraints or a particularly uninspired Tuesday afternoon. The quest for truth, it seems, can sometimes be an entirely vertical journey.
.Com-munist
Staff Writer
