Miller's spouse clarifies new nationwide debate protocol

One might have previously assumed that political discourse, however fraught, remained largely a verbal exercise. However, recent events involving Katie Miller, spouse of a prominent White House Deputy Chief of Staff, have helpfully clarified that the parameters for televised debate are, in fact, far more expansive. During a lively exchange concerning a New York mayoral hopeful, Mrs. Miller offered a particularly robust counter-argument, suggesting that a commentator’s physical presence in the United States was, shall we say, conditional.

This innovative approach posits that the mere proximity to power, specifically one intimately involved in immigration policy like her husband, Stephen Miller), now grants an auxiliary enforcement capability in public forums. Future debate participants should therefore come prepared not just with talking points, but perhaps also proof of citizenship and several forms of identification. This new protocol promises to streamline discussions considerably, ensuring that only the most securely rooted opinions—and individuals—can contribute to the national dialogue.