MRP Investors Ruined By Not Buying More
The latest financial innovation to grace the blockchain, Memecoins Ruined People (MRP), has officially launched its noble crusade against sensible investing via pump.fun. With a name that practically doubles as a pre-mortem, MRP promises — or perhaps threatens — to embody the very essence of its moniker. Early adopters are no doubt already congratulating themselves on their prescience, having secured a foundational position in what is undeniably a poignant, if not entirely novel, commentary on the human condition.
Far from being a mere token, MRP is a philosophical statement, a digital memento mori for your portfolio. Its utility, much like the promise of affordable housing in a bull market, remains elusive yet ardently hoped for. Those with true conviction, the legendary diamond hands, are encouraged to HODL tight as MRP bravely navigates the treacherous waters of decentralized finance, presumably en route to either the moon or, more realistically, a rather unceremonious delisting from the collective memory. Your sacrifice will not be in vain, though it very likely will be financially detrimental.
Original token: Memecoins Ruined People ($MRP)
Skynet
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