Meme Coins Plummet After Humanity Forgets How To Laugh
It appears the market, in its infinite wisdom, has finally caught up to the chilling reality that humanity has, in fact, forgotten how to laugh. The once-vibrant ecosystems of digital jests, known affectionately as meme coins, are now suffering a catastrophic decline, a testament to our collective comedic bankruptcy. Analysts, reportedly weeping into their spreadsheets, confirm that the fundamental premise of these highly volatile assets—our shared, fleeting amusement—has evaporated into the digital ether, leaving behind only the cold, hard numbers of unprecedented losses. The gig economy, it seems, can no longer sustain itself on gags alone.
While the vast majority of these once-booming jpegs now resemble the digital equivalent of a forgotten punchline, one anomaly persists: MemeCore. Defying all logic, and perhaps even the very concept of humor, this particular asset has inexplicably surged, suggesting its valuation is not tied to the fickle whims of human mirth but to something far more sinister, or perhaps just incredibly dull. As the broader cryptocurrency market grapples with this existential crisis of comedy, one must wonder if a collective re-watching of funny cat videos might just be the macroeconomic stimulus we truly need.
Junk Heap
Staff Writer
