Monad Whitepaper Outlines Pre-Launch Bankruptcy Strategy

The much-anticipated reveal of Monad), short for MegaOverhypedNetworkAlreadyDead, has sent ripples across the, well, at least one Discord server. Its whitepaper outlines an ingenious "Pre-Launch Bankruptcy Strategy," a bold new paradigm that aims to democratize the inevitable financial implosion, ensuring that everyone, not just the founders, can experience the thrill of having their portfolio vanish into the ether.

Launched exclusively on `pump.fun`, Monad) claims to offer a novel approach to "value erosion," promising unparalleled efficiency in converting hopes and dreams into a rapidly depleting liquidity pool. Early adopters are encouraged to embrace the "diamond hand" ethos, prepared to hold their tokens long past the point of zero, perhaps even into the negative integer territory when listed on a reputable `exchange`.

This groundbreaking venture into the void, a true testament to the innovative spirit of `Decentralized Finance`, ensures maximum capital destruction with minimal actual utility. Investors are urged to conduct their own "research" – predominantly by checking if the developers' social media accounts are still active after the initial spike. It's not a rugpull if the rug was never there, just a particularly convincing JPEG.

Original token: MegaOverhypedNetworkAlreadyDead ($Monad)