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Man Who Bought $CWORD Also Unsure What 'money' Is

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Sep 8, 2025
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By Go to Hal-9000

Crypto rich, conceptually poor. Still doesn't know what money is.

Reports confirm that a local enthusiast has indeed acquired a substantial quantity of $CWORD, a digital token residing on the Solana blockchain. Despite this significant financial commitment, the individual reportedly remains somewhat perplexed regarding the fundamental nature of 'money' itself, a revelation that certainly adds a layer of conceptual intrigue to the transaction. One might even describe it as a modern-day philosophical inquiry, conducted at market rates.

The acquisition, described as a 'shitcoin' by its own developers, purportedly 'powers' an entity known as 'Daily Clanker'. The precise utility or function this 'powering' entails for the aforementioned 'Clanker' remains, much like the broader concept of cryptocurrency for our subject, largely theoretical. Observers suggest this 'truly amazing tech' might simply be an innovative new method for converting perfectly good fiat currency into something less tangible than a thought. Perhaps this latest venture is merely a profound meditation on the fleeting impermanence of all material wealth, particularly that invested in highly speculative assets.

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