Local Feline Industrialists Demand Island Factory Tax Breaks

Reports indicate a growing chorus of feline industrialists are vociferously demanding further leniency from regulatory bodies. Their primary grievance appears to be the perceived lack of sufficient tax breaks for their expanding network of island-based manufacturing facilities. These whiskered titans of industry, known for their discerning tastes in high-thread-count cat trees, insist that remote island outposts are essential for 'optimal operational purr-formance' and establishing highly exclusive offshore financial centers for their ever-growing piles of ill-gotten tuna.

Sources close to the moguls suggest a profound need for 'strategic environmental modifications' – a euphemism, we are informed, for unchecked coal-fired exuberance reminiscent of the early Industrial Revolution. Strangely, a contingent of human 'managers' has seemingly embraced this vision, enthusiastically constructing smoke-belching havens for their demanding, four-legged overlords, apparently finding profound satisfaction in catering to every arbitrary whim. One can only assume the 'player base' is comprised entirely of individuals with a severe tuna allergy, thus finding joy in the metaphorical suffering of others.