Kamala Harris Vows To Keep Trying For President Until It Works

In a revelation that will surely ignite a fresh wave of… well, *something*… former U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris has signaled her unyielding commitment to the most coveted real estate on Earth. Apparently, the notion that one might simply 'keep trying' until the desired outcome materializes is not just for toddlers attempting to fit square pegs into round holes. No, it is now a perfectly valid political strategy for ascending to the White House. One can almost hear the faint echo of 'If at first you don't succeed…'

This bold declaration suggests a novel approach to the U.S. presidential election: rather than winning the popular vote, one simply needs to outlast the competition, or perhaps, the patience of the electorate. It's a testament to the enduring American spirit of relentless ambition, where the journey itself is the reward, even if the destination remains perpetually just out of reach. Voters, naturally, will be thrilled at the prospect of a potentially infinite loop of campaign cycles, each promising to be *the one*.