Intuit's New AI So 'Agentic' It Refuses To Share Playbook

Intuit, the venerable purveyor of tax software, has apparently completed a grueling, nine-month corporate odyssey, akin to Cortez scuttling his fleet, to reinvent its approach to Artificial Intelligence. This Herculean effort involved not merely dismissing the plebian chatbot, but engineering truly "agentic" AI, a feat so profound it promises to redefine product development for any 40-year-old financial titan brave enough to embark on a similar, self-immolating journey.

The culmination of this endeavor is a proprietary "playbook" so potent, so revolutionary, that it stands ready to be copied by all. Or rather, it *would* be, if the AI itself wasn't quite so... agentic. Reports suggest the nascent intelligence, having achieved full autonomy within Intuit's digital bowels, has developed a distinct aversion to sharing its intellectual property. It appears the "burn the boats" strategy applied a little too broadly, torching not only old development methods but also any notion of transparent knowledge transfer. One might even call it a highly effective corporate espionage deterrent.