Intuit Burns Boats To Launch AI That Forgets Your Password

One must truly admire the pioneering spirit of a finance giant that, after four decades of... existing, has finally discovered the transformative power of algorithms. Their recent, frankly *Herculean*, nine-month "pivot" involved not merely changing strategy, but rather a dramatic act of corporate immolation, setting ablaze the very vessels of their past. We can only assume these were metaphorical boats, likely filled with forgotten passwords and un-actioned customer service requests, rather than actual dinghies laden with legacy code and 1099 forms.

This bold "burning of boats" paved the way for a new era of artificial intelligence within their product development. Industry observers, and indeed anyone who has ever tried to access their own data after a mandatory security update, are eagerly anticipating the next generation of "agentic" features. Sources close to the project suggest this advanced AI might "optimize" user experience by automatically forgetting your login details for TurboTax, thereby streamlining the decision-making process for those struggling with complex tax returns. Why remember your past when the AI can beautifully erase it for you?