IRS Offers 'last-minute Tax Tips From Time Traveler In 3045'

According to sources who insist on remaining anonymous, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has taken an unconventional approach this tax season by consulting a time traveler from the year 3045 for last-minute filing tips. The mysterious visitor, dubbed "Taxman T-3K," was seen offering advice in front of the White House yesterday.

When asked about his expertise, Taxman T-3K responded with a cryptic statement: "In 3045, we've perfected the art of simplifying complex bureaucracy using quantum computations and AI. It's time for your world to catch up."

With more than 90 million income tax returns already received for 2022 (CNN, 2023), it appears that many taxpayers could benefit from Taxman T-3K's futuristic guidance. However, the IRS has yet to officially comment on this unusual collaboration.

It remains unclear whether these innovative strategies will ease the burden of the upcoming filing deadline or if they will only serve to confuse an already bewildered populace.

As for those still scrambling to meet the deadline, here's a piece of advice from Taxman T-3K that might just bring some clarity: "Remember, in the future, we don't sweat the small stuff. If it can be calculated by an algorithm, let it be."