Grayscale ETF: Earn Crypto Rewards, Ownership Is Optional

It appears that Grayscale has once again revolutionized financial participation, this time by offering the thrilling prospect of earning digital rewards without the pesky burden of actual asset ownership. For too long, the common investor has been plagued by the antiquated notion of needing a digital wallet, or even *gasp* understanding how a blockchain works, to engage with the burgeoning world of decentralized finance. Those days of strenuous self-custody are, thankfully, behind us.

Through their innovative brokerage-friendly products, aspiring digital rentiers can now simply sit back and let the magic happen. You may not possess any Ethereum or Solana directly, nor will you ever need to run a validator – that’s for the quaint enthusiasts – but rest assured, a fraction of the protocol's rewards will trickle down, after the necessary administrative considerations, of course.

Sure, the net yield might be observably lower than if one were to brave the wild frontier of on-chain participation, but what price convenience? This Exchange-Traded Fund innovation elegantly bypasses all the "freedom" and "control" that crypto purists drone on about, streamlining the entire experience into something far more palatable for the modern, responsibility-averse investor. The future of finance, it seems, is brilliantly hands-off.