Fox News Announces Brief Foray Into Verifiable Reality

In a surprising pivot, Fox News has confirmed that certain on-air pronouncements regarding Dominion Voting Systems were, in fact, not entirely tethered to the truth. This momentary lapse in their usual narrative strategy comes, perhaps coincidentally, immediately following the cessation of what promised to be a rather inconvenient legal proceeding.

One can only assume the network, a subsidiary of Fox Corporation, is simply exploring new content avenues, much like a teenager dabbling in kale. While this brief flirtation with objective fact may bewilder loyal viewers accustomed to a more... interpretive approach to current events, rest assured, normal programming—where 'facts' are merely suggestions for robust debate—is expected to resume shortly.

Sources close to the network's legal team, reportedly seen dusting off actual legal precedents, hinted that this unprecedented public admission was a strategic move, avoiding a protracted and potentially quite expensive defamation lawsuit. It seems even the most steadfast purveyors of alternative realities have a price point for acknowledging what the rest of us might simply call 'reality.'