Finally, Adults Can Destroy Reality In A Single Bathroom Break

It seems the boundless energy of the perpetually "busy working adult" has finally found its true calling: extinguishing entire realities in the span of a quick coffee break. No longer must one commit weeks to a sprawling narrative or delve deeply into intricate lore. Now, the modern professional, perpetually tethered to the relentless pace of corporate life, can achieve ultimate cosmic power and absolute destruction before their next Zoom call.

This groundbreaking new video game offers the thrilling opportunity to end multiple parallel worlds in a mere ten minutes. It’s a stark reflection of a society where even the deepest existential dread must be optimized for maximum efficiency. Forget the nuanced pleasure of truly knowing a digital domain; today's adult demands a high-impact, low-commitment apocalypse. Truly, our collective sanity has never been so… annihilatingly productive.