FK Token To Eradicate The Very Notion Of Disagreement

The latest beacon of financial enlightenment to grace the blockchain firmament is none other than Fights Killer ($FK), launched with the solemn promise to eradicate the very notion of disagreement. Available exclusively on Pump.fun, this revolutionary token posits that all human conflict can be resolved through the immutable power of shared financial interest – specifically, the interest in seeing your portfolio go up.

Early adopters, or "Peace Keepers" as they’re now termed, are already demonstrating remarkable "diamond hands," their conviction solidifying with every green candle. While details on how $FK achieves global harmony remain nebulous, whitepaper v0.001 hints at "incentivized consensus mechanisms" and "disagreement-proof liquidity pools." Skeptics, naturally, are encouraged to overcome their dissent through mandatory participation, ideally with funds previously earmarked for, say, rent or groceries.

As the price chart inevitably ascends towards universal accord, remember: in the decentralized future, the only real disagreement is between your wallet balance and your rapidly diminishing faith in fiat. Just don't ask about the off-ramp for those who remain stubbornly contentious. Perhaps that's a problem for a future DeFi protocol.

Original token: Fights Killer ($FK)