Ferrari VIPs To Use JPEGs To Bid On Physical Race Cars

In a move that perfectly encapsulates the modern luxury landscape, Ferrari, purveyor of exquisitely loud internal combustion, has announced its foray into the profoundly silent world of digital assets. Apparently, the traditional methods of transferring vast sums of actual money for a tangible, race-winning automobile were simply too... quaint.

Now, the privileged one hundred, those titans of industry and occasional crypto-bro, will be granted the distinct honour of bidding on a physical, roaring masterpiece, specifically their Le Mans victor, with ephemeral tokens built on the blockchain. It seems even the apex of automotive engineering must now accessorize with this technology, ensuring that only the most forward-thinking (or perhaps, most desperate for novel ways to spend) among their clientele can partake.

One can only imagine the sheer thrill of owning a unique, albeit digitally represented, piece of history, while the actual, oil-stained, tyre-shredding machine sits in a garage somewhere, blissfully unaware of its tokenized twin. The future of opulent consumption, it appears, involves rather a lot of pointing at screens.