Fans Begin Cryosleep Protocol For 'High Potential' Season 2

The much-anticipated return of the Kaitlin Olson-led drama, "High Potential," has prompted a bold, albeit predictable, new trend among its most devoted viewers. With the second season slated for a vaguely defined "early 2026" release, many have apparently opted for indefinite slumber rather than endure another 18 months of existential dread. Clinics specializing in cryopreservation are reportedly seeing a surge in bookings, primarily from individuals requesting to be reanimated just in time for the premiere.

Industry analysts are calling it a testament to fan loyalty, or perhaps a stark indictment of the modern television industry and its increasingly protracted production cycles. One can only imagine the shock and wonder these dedicated souls will experience upon awakening to a world that has, presumably, moved on significantly. Will their streaming subscriptions still be active? Will the show even still be "high potential"? Only time, and very cold temperatures, will tell.