FRESCO promises a 'fresh start' for your digital assets

FRESCO, the latest sensation to emerge from the fertile grounds of pump.fun, has launched with the audacious promise of a "fresh start" for your digital portfolio. This, of course, implies your current portfolio is probably quite stale, or perhaps even actively decomposing. Investors are reportedly lining up, eager to experience this new dawn, which, for many, will likely involve staring blankly at a rapidly depreciating asset on a decentralized exchange.

The FRESCO whitepaper, or rather, the FRESCO back-of-a-napkin sketch, touts unparalleled utility, primarily revolving around the ability to exist. Early adopters are encouraged to have "diamond hands," a strategy historically proven to be incredibly effective at concentrating wealth in the hands of those who sell first. The moon mission, as always, is imminent, provided the launchpad isn't quietly removed from under your feet before liftoff.

So, for those seeking a truly fresh start — perhaps one where your previous holdings have been entirely liquidated to purchase this new, pristine token – FRESCO offers a unique opportunity to repeat past financial decisions with renewed vigour. Just remember to pack a shovel for the inevitable excavation of your bags.

Original token: FRESCO ($FRESCO)