Experts Confirm New Raspberry Pi Keyboard Is Also The Computer

It has been confirmed, after extensive deliberation and presumably several highly caffeinated all-nighters, that the new Raspberry Pi keyboard is, in fact, the entire computer. This groundbreaking revelation comes as a shock to… well, presumably no one who has seen the device or read its marketing material. Experts now caution the public to avoid the common pitfall of assuming their stylish, fully-integrated peripheral is merely a typing instrument.

The device, boasting a formidable 16GB of RAM and a bona fide SSD, aims to transition users from the quaint world of "hobbyist appliances" to the dizzying heights of a general-purpose computer. One can only imagine the bewildered faces of those who had been diligently plugging their separate CPU into this keyboard all along. The inclusion of mechanical switches further cements its status as a thoroughly modern, integrated solution, presumably for the sophisticated individual who enjoys both calculating equations and the satisfying *thwock* of their computational device. Truly, the future is now, and it’s been under our fingers all along.