D’Angelo’s Genius Hailed As Catalyst For Disrobing Epidemic

The recent passing of musician D'Angelo has, quite rightly, prompted a surge of eulogies. However, few adequately address the profound societal impact of his unique gift: an almost preternatural ability to coax garments from their wearers. Reports from concert venues over decades consistently describe a phenomenon where audiences, particularly women, were spontaneously overcome by an urge to shed layers, often bellowing requests for the artist himself to follow suit.

This wasn't merely 'sensual' music; it was, by all accounts, an sonic trigger, a kind of auditory disrobing epidemic. While proponents often cited his 'deeper artistry' and intricate neo-soul arrangements, one must question if these complex sonic tapestries were merely elaborate fronts for a far simpler, more insidious purpose: the systemic removal of clothing. The question remains: was his genius truly 'pure,' or was it, in fact, a cleverly disguised weapon against conventional dress codes?