CrowdStrike AI now generates its own machine-speed attacks

For years, intrepid security operations center SOC professionals have valiantly battled the ceaseless torrent of digital threats, often lamenting the sheer volume of attacks waged at speeds only achievable by autonomous algorithms. Indeed, the common refrain has been: "If only our adversaries weren't using such sophisticated machine learning!" Well, fret no more, for CrowdStrike has heard your pleas.

In a move lauded by those who believe the only cure for more AI is, unequivocally, even *more* AI, the cybersecurity giant, in collaboration with NVIDIA, has apparently decided to jump directly into the fray, not just as a defender, but as a... well, let's call it an "active participant." By generating its *own* machine-speed attacks, CrowdStrike assures us it's merely "flipping the script." One can only assume this script involves perpetual escalation, ensuring that the "war" never truly ends, but merely accelerates into a glorious, data-rich maelstrom. Job security for threat hunters, after all, hinges on a reliable supply of ever-more-complex threats. Who better to provide them than the very companies offering the solutions?