Bitcoin's 'New Reality' involves mandatory HR compliance training

The long-prophesied ‘watershed moment’ for crypto markets has apparently arrived, not with the fiery rhetoric of revolution, but with the gentle hum of air conditioning in a corporate boardroom. Experts are heralding a "new market reality" for Bitcoin – a reality in which one can almost hear the soft rustle of mandatory paperwork being processed, somewhere in the distance.

Indeed, the much-anticipated institutional capital flows through ETFs and a 'significant regulatory coordination effort' have paved the way for what can only be described as the financial equivalent of mandatory HR training. Gone are the days of wildcat speculation and unbridled digital libertarianism. The future, it seems, is less about decentralization and more about ensuring every token holder has completed their annual anti-money laundering module and understood the company's new 'Acceptable Use Policy' for their digital assets. Compliance), after all, is the bedrock of any truly 'historic transformation'.