Bitcoin Panic Cycle Enters 'Just A Regular Tuesday' Phase

Short-term holders, a demographic known for their unwavering commitment to *not* holding anything short-term, are once more demonstrating their remarkable prescience by divesting their digital assets. It appears the collective financial genius, often heralded by laser eyes and promises of Lamborghinis, has once again hit the "sell" button slightly too late to avoid the dreaded ‘mild inconvenience’ threshold.

Our intricate web of data points, including the ever-elusive STH SOPR, now indicates many recent entrants are experiencing the distinct sensation of having acquired an asset only for its value to diminish. With Bitcoin languishing in the agonizingly low eighty-five-thousand-dollar range, these brave pioneers find themselves at yet another "major crossroads." Coincidentally, it looks remarkably similar to the last forty-seven major crossroads, presumably designed to maximize analyst commentary.

Experts are, of course, on hand to remind everyone this is merely a "regular Tuesday" in the grand crypto carnival, a subtle dip before the next completely predictable, yet utterly shocking, parabolic surge. Truly, the only thing more consistent than the volatility is the relentless optimism of those who still possess a functional "buy" button. Perhaps a collective nap is in order before the next crisis.