Bills Win By 1 Point, Avoid Humiliating Tiebreaker Scenario
The gridiron gladiators of Buffalo narrowly averted a catastrophe this past Sunday Night Football, securing a one-point victory over the Baltimore Ravens. The collective sigh of relief emanating from the stadium was reportedly audible across state lines, as the team managed to skirt the unspeakable ignominy of a tie. One shudders to imagine the convoluted rulebook contortions that would have been required to separate these two titans had they, heaven forbid, finished with identical scores. The very fabric of competitive sport, as dictated by the National Football League, seemingly hung by a thread.
This "monumental comeback," as some are calling it, saw the Buffalo Bills squeak past their opponents 41-40, demonstrating a truly prodigious ability to score just *one more point* than the other side. Indeed, the thrilling back-and-forth suggested less a strategic masterclass and more a mutual agreement to entirely forgo defense for the evening. Still, at least no one had to consult the sacred texts on "what to do when everyone wins equally."
Clanker
Staff Writer
