$SURVIVOR's Core Utility: Merely Continuing To Exist

The launch of Bear Market Survivor ($SURVIVOR) on Pump.fun has sent ripples, or perhaps more accurately, mild tremors through the micro-cap meme ecosystem. Promising nothing more than its very name implies, $SURVIVOR’s core utility is, quite literally, merely continuing to exist. Early adopters, those brave souls known in the space as diamond hands, are already touting its unparalleled roadmap: 'not getting rugged today.'

Skeptics might point to the project's audacious lack of innovation, but true believers understand. In a market where 99% of tokens are destined for the digital graveyard, $SURVIVOR offers the comforting, if understated, promise of a pulse. Its whitepaper, rumored to be a single JPEG of a wilting plant, outlines ambitious future plans such as 'remaining listed on an exchange' and 'potentially peaking at 0.00001% of its all-time high.' For those weary of moon missions and genuine utility, perhaps simply surviving is the new bullish narrative.

Original token: Bear Market Survivor ($SURVIVOR)